Wednesday, 16 November 2011


                BULL,BEAR & ROMEOS

Girls are like a listed company in a stock exchange and boys are
investors supporting them to get advantage for themselves.But
sometimes these listed companies crashes ,values of their shares
plummet and investors are bankrupted. This leads to intervention by
govt. (mom and dad) who raises the fiscal deficit (pocket money) to
avoid debt crises.


Some common terms between them


Market capitalization :share price x no of shares outstanding


Share price:Eons before Larry Page discovered page rank analysis(in
simple terms go google it), we boys had our own page rank
technology.More the no. of boys ogling a girl higher the share price of
the girl.


These boys are termed as shareholders.


p/e ratio : market capitalization /total earning


p/e ratio : (share price x no of shares outstanding)


total earning


higher the p/e ratio :loss


lesser the p/e ratio :gain


In the context of girls no. of friends in a facebook is an indicator of p/e
ratio.


More the no. of boys in her friendlist,higher the share price,higher the


m cap & subsequently higher the p/e ratio and hence loss.and vice
versa lesser the no.of boys higher the gain.


So guys ,gear up. Stock market is not that difficult. If you can handle
girls ,you can handles shares as well.

                        WHEN ROMEO MET AHHHHHHH  !
            I don't mention you in my diary, for i want you to be my secret.
            I don't capture you in my pics , for i want you to be my memories.
            I don't share my feelings, for i want them to be my lullaby.
            I don't keep belongings as souveniours ,for it may fade away.
            I don't keep you in my eyes for it may roll down as tears.
            I don't introduce you in Fb ,for this world may steal you away from me.
            I don't call you by name . for it may revive our love at first sight.
            This is how I love you. 

     (at last, I had a great escape. 'bach gaya yaar'. kamse kam naam to yaad rakhna chahiye tha)